I'm finding that "hack" is pretty much a synonym for "mom."
Noun 1. hack - one who works hard at boring tasks. a. unskilled person - a person who lacks technical training. b. plodder, slogger - someone who works slowly and monotonously for long hours. Verb 2. hack - be able to manage or manage successfully; "I can't hack it anymore"; "she could not cut the long days in the office." 6. hack - fix a computer program piecemeal until it works; "I'm not very good at hacking but I'll give it my best."
Chris didn’t want to eat his Cuties, so he passed them all to Mike. Sigh. Better than them being on the floor, I suppose. #brothers #hackmom http://instagr.am/p/WXToaWpTqR/